So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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