I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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