around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
The ass gains better be worth it
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