I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He better not be in your backpack
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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