oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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