Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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