I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
These tits shall not be calmed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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