im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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