On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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