South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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