i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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