Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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