Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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