I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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