So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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