im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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