worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My ass is underappreciated
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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