He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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