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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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