hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize