Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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