Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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