Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
