just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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