I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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