She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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