She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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