Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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