That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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