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I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
His hands were made for my vagina.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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