at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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