physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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