I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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