Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
this must be what syphilis tastes like
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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