so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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