we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
