God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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