I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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