Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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