Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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