VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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