Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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