Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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