Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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