hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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