this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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