Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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