I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ugly people sure do ruin things
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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