then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
then he tried to convert me to islam
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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