i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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