After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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