oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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