That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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