Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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