Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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