she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is it because I queefed?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My vagina is officially offended.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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