I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize